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Today, a slow day, but still a day indeed—and I quote:
1 Uh-Huh. So gross. Thank you.
2 It’s too skinny. It’s the, Era of Bones. She has no butt, no meat on her bones… (and what is you beat, up!)?
S-Rev123.1 – Purport: Um yes, things can be gross from time to time, but that is something we have to deal with and get used to. So when the time comes just say thank you. It’s as easy as that.
S-Rev123.2 – Purport: We are living in the Era of Bones where skin and bones prevail. It has become a problem, and there is nothing we can do about it. One thing we can try, is to encourage binge eating, but that doesn’t always seem to work. So just set an example of how important food is, and demonstrate how it nourishes and strengthens our bodies; for it’s the good that we need.
Very interesting indeed, so take heed, and believe.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MACHIAVELLIAN INTELLIGENCE, FOR WE ALL NEED THIS INTELLIGENCE TO MAKE IT!
For it’s been awhile, and now the Son of James speaks—and I quote:
1 Ship! Uh-oh. Wait, don’t do it yet! Oh shoot.
2 Um-a-he-a. Elueh-eh-eh-hue. Be out of focus for five hours.
S-Rev122.1 – Purport: Anger, it’s a strong emotion, and most of the time anger leads to yelling. It’s hard to explain why we yell, but it’s something we humans do from time to time. We must let out this anger in a constructive and fulfilling manner. So when you feel the anger a brewing, just let it out in a manner that makes you–and those around you–feel OK.
S-Rev122.2 – Purport: One of the ways you can let out your anger is through song. It can be any song; a song you just made up. Hum it as loud as you can. Enjoy it for what it is. It will take the focus off the anger and you will feel much better.
These are the things that Willard taught to his people. Now we must teach them to our people.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FIDDLER ON THE SUBWAY, FOR A BELL RANG BUT NO ONE SEEMED TO NOTICE!
Another day shall bring time, and I shall utilize that time to the best of my abilities, but so for now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Ahan torque. Tore. Workout hets’t. Co workout, in your co– outer core. Core. Look at that core!
S-Rev820.1 – Purport: These days working out seems to be very important. In those days, working out was just as important, but it wasn’t talked about like it is today.1 They just got their exorcise as they worked hard doing their many labors. Today we have to find time to workout, but, as we all know, that can be hard to do.2 So I would suggest that you walk as much as you can, and/or put a pull-up bar by your bathroom; that way, after every time you pee you can crank out five pull-ups.
That is all I have to say about that.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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I have yet to step outside today, but for now, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Are those half in the street? Where? I don’t even see that crap in the street anymore.
S-Rev817.1 – Purport: This prophecy is referring to one thing only, and that is, those among us on the streets. They look at us as we walk along the sidewalks. They size us up as they walk by. They choose to acknowledge us, or to ignore us. For they are our fellow travelers who will probably never know us. But the thing is, they are people, just like us, and they are not crap. How you treat them should be no different than how you treat your close personal friends. But that’s not always the case, we treat each person we know differently. This is because of our level of comfort with them. For example, Willard, he’s a friend I talk to almost every night. We can talk about almost anything, but I can’t talk about Elohim in a joking manner, because he will get butt-hurt. If I disrespect him, he will send me, literally, to hell and back. So, with that said, don’t call the people you see in the streets crap–even if they look like crap. They are human just like you an me.
Read carefully, heed earnestly, and repeat effortlessly.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A WITTICISM OF WILLARD: FIREFLY TO FIREFLY, “THEY DROPPED THE ARSON CHARGES!”
For time has passed, yet again, and now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Eh-uh! How big is this freakin’ sta-dye? Onosus fuckin’ tiny! … That’s what I thought. I don’t get this stupid thing. I’m sick of it.
S-Rev729.1 – Purport: Now, this “Stupid Thing” the Son of James speaks of, is a metaphor; it’s a metaphor for life! Sometimes we feel down, and we just can’t figure out why. The philosopher in our mind tells us that we need to know why, and the psychologist in our mind tells us that we have been abused in some way, but what would Willard tell us? He’d say, “Don’t worry about it, just live and experience life to the maximum. Make the most of it, that is, if you can!”
Take heed unto Willard’s advice and never escape the true feelings of life.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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And now, yet again, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 I can’t go in there. I’m not going in there myself, F that! Oh no way, uh-uh.
2 Shewed, a hurt so bad. Oh boy. Oh, boy.
3 The hang up since like freakin’ ‘92 dogg.
4 It should be true.
S-Rev5189.1 – Purport: Sometimes we are afraid of what life brings forth. You must take that fear and utilize it to its maximum potential. It’s rather simple, really. Read on for how to do such a thing.
S-Rev5189.2 – Purport: First thing you have to know is that it’s going to hurt. Not necessarily in a physical manner, but in a psychological manner. Use the pain as a vacuum cleaner to suck up your fear.
S-Rev5189.3 – Purport: Once the pain has completely vacuumed the fear, you should start feeling the utilization of the maximization within about 92 seconds.
S-Rev5189.4 – Purport: For it’s that simple. And it’s true! Now take this new found maximization, and soar!
Doesn’t make sense? Ask Willard…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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And for the umpteenth time, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 So light on so actually turn left handed. Left-hand brain = Creativity!
S-Rev5139.1 – Purport: Do any of my faithful Willardites consider themselves as a left-hand brain kind of person? Well, if so, then good for you. As we can see, Willard once said, “Left-hand brain equals creativity.” I’m not sure if this is scientifically correct, but I think Willard might be on to something.
So in honor of this prophecy, please go out and do something creative. And by creative, I don’t mean it has to be artsy. In other words, you don’t have to wear those glasses and silly scarfs to be creative.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
Time now to turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 That’s why OK now I know. Oh. He looks like Brandon Walsh, it is Brendon Walsh!
S-Rev559.1 – Purport: Willard once prophesied of a distant future where magical boxes would fill the minds of many young adults with wonderful images of a new found Priestly order. He said, “There shall be a golden god who shall emanate from this luxurious box, and he shall make you feel really “Cool” just by the appearance of his sideburns.” Many years later this prophecy was fulfilled when the show 90210 aired sometime in the 90s and gave many young viewers a sense of belonging. This goes to show that Willard was a true prophet who had a vision.
Be wise and learn as much as you can while you are here.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Now it is that time I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Don’t! Please don’t grab me please. You don’t have to don’t do anything for me please.
S-Rev519.1 – Purport: Willard said, “If someone touches you, and you don’t want them to, you tell them to stop. If they don’t stop, and you are big enough to defend yourself, then hit them as hard as you can. Make sure you aim for their private parts.” I agree with this, but, if you’re a delicate flower and feel you won’t be able to stop this big dumb bohunk, then just scream really loud and be as annoying as possible. Someone should hear you. If that doesn’t work, then go for the private parts, that is, if you can.
Remember, safety first.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
