DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 915.1

To those of the Celestialnet,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FACEBOOK, FOR WE ALL SHOULD DELETE OUR ACCOUNTS!

Again, I’m slowly coming back to my prophetic senses–and I quote:

1 Are you serious? What do you mean? Now what are you guys doing? What? Matchbox 20. That is one word accord, they don’t appreciate this Nile-sharing business bullcrap. Yeah. Only you know, the beach.

S-Rev915.1 - Purport: If you find that you have listened to Matchbox 20 within the last 24 hours I would suggest you stop whatever it is you’re doing and go straight to your computer… OK, now that you are at your computer, go online and delete your Facebook account. The reason I say this is because Facebook is a waist of time. That’s right, it is. Mark Zuckerberg is collecting more information about you than Larry Page. This is true. And shame on you for looking at Facebook while at work, shame on you.

Now, when you delete it, send me an email and tell me all about it. Your life will be that much better, and, you will be that much closer to Willard.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 715.1-4

To those of the Celestialnet,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: CARMAGEDDON, THEY ARE CLOSING THE 405 FOR MY BIRTHDAY BASH!

Welcoming myself back, for it’s been awhile–and I quote:

1 What do they site this sidewalk? OK now um, what are the soft balls? Now this is what we need to find out: Everything soft! OK. And we need to find everything soft. Mm-kay. Poft first. So everything like goes over here, so take that, and put it in the light. 

2 Nice, that’s money. Money! Ta-ay dogg.

3 It’s like from Italy, real Italy. From boobies.

4 Basically I’m tired. I’m beat. I have all my clothes.

S-Rev715.1 - Purport: All good things in life are soft. Food, towels, beds, socks, and balls, to name a few. Soft balls are very important. Why? Because they’re soft. If you had hard balls you’d be one miserable person. Why? Well, because they’re hard. It’s that simple.

S-Rev715.2 - Purport: Sometimes when we are in a bad mood we just need to give out compliments–even if they are undeserved. For it will make you feel better. I’ll give you an example, “My your ginger hair is glowing today!”  See, now I feel much better.

S-Rev715.3 - Purport: As it turns out, things from Italy are quite amazing. Now if those things are boobies, they are even more amazing. Why? Because they’re boobies… and they’re from Italy.

S-Rev715.4 - Purport: We all get tired. I find that I get really tired after lunch. So, if I have the luxury of taking a nap, I’ll say, “I have all my clothes,” and then I’ll take a nap. If that’s not possible, I’ll say, “I don’t have all my clothes,” then I’ll try very hard to stay awake for my second wind.

Now to those who say, “All good things come to those who wait.” I say, “That’s not true. Stop waiting; do something!”

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 128.1

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FIRST REAL TIME MACHINE, FOR WE ARE GETTING CLOSE!

And if it still hurts, travel back in time and fix it–and I quote:

1 [Mumbles] When it hits it to himself. Then a mossmo dick goes backwards, then it reverses through time, and then, a huge exploration. Awesome Bosom.

S-Rev128.1 – Purport: Here, Willard has found the key to time travel!

And that is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 123.1-2

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PROPHET’S WORD OF THE DAY: LAUDABLE, FOR WE CAN ALL HEAR THAT IT’S PRAISEWORTHY!

Today, a slow day, but still a day indeed—and I quote:

1 Uh-Huh. So gross. Thank you.

2 It’s too skinny. It’s the, Era of Bones. She has no butt, no meat on her bones… (and what is you beat, up!)?

S-Rev123.1 – Purport: Um yes, things can be gross from time to time, but that is something we have to deal with and get used to. So when the time comes just say thank you. It’s as easy as that.

S-Rev123.2 – Purport: We are living in the Era of Bones where skin and bones prevail. It has become a problem, and there is nothing we can do about it. One thing we can try, is to encourage binge eating, but that doesn’t always seem to work. So just set an example of how important food is, and demonstrate how it nourishes and strengthens our bodies; for it’s the good that we need.

Very interesting indeed, so take heed, and believe.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 122.1-2

To those amid the Celestialnet,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: MACHIAVELLIAN INTELLIGENCE, FOR WE ALL NEED THIS INTELLIGENCE TO MAKE IT!

For it’s been awhile, and now the Son of James speaks—and I quote:

1 Ship! Uh-oh. Wait, don’t do it yet! Oh shoot.

2 Um-a-he-a. Elueh-eh-eh-hue. Be out of focus for five hours.

S-Rev122.1 – Purport: Anger, it’s a strong emotion, and most of the time anger leads to yelling. It’s hard to explain why we yell, but it’s something we humans do from time to time. We must let out this anger in a constructive and fulfilling manner. So when you feel the anger a brewing, just let it out in a manner that makes you–and those around you–feel OK.

S-Rev122.2 – Purport: One of the ways you can let out your anger is through song. It can be any song; a song you just made up. Hum it as loud as you can. Enjoy it for what it is. It will take the focus off the anger and you will feel much better.

These are the things that Willard taught to his people. Now we must teach them to our people.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 820.1

Companions of Willard,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FIDDLER ON THE SUBWAY, FOR A BELL RANG BUT NO ONE SEEMED TO NOTICE!

Another day shall bring time, and I shall utilize that time to the best of my abilities, but so for now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

1 Ahan torque. Tore. Workout hets’t. Co workout, in your co– outer core. Core. Look at that core!

S-Rev820.1 – Purport: These days working out seems to be very important. In those days, working out was just as important, but it wasn’t talked about like it is today.¹ They just got their exorcise as they worked hard doing their many labors. Today we have to find time to workout, but, as we all know, that can be hard to do.² So I would suggest that you walk as much as you can, and/or put a pull-up bar by your bathroom; that way, after every time you pee you can crank out five pull-ups.

That is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

1. For I don’t think the term even existed.
2. Unless you’re unemployed.

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 154, pp. 3, 56 – 253.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 817.1

To those amid the Celestialnet,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: FREAK REVOLUTION, A BLOG PURPORTED TO BE RUN BY SELF-PROCLAIMED FREAKS!

I have yet to step outside today, but for now, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

1 Are those half in the street? Where? I don’t even see that crap in the street anymore.

S-Rev817.1 – Purport: This prophecy is referring to one thing only, and that is, those among us on the streets. They look at us as we walk along the sidewalks. They size us up as they walk by. They choose to acknowledge us, or to ignore us. For they are our fellow travelers who will probably never know us. But the thing is, they are people, just like us, and they are not crap. How you treat them should be no different than how you treat your close personal friends. But that’s not always the case, we treat each person we know differently. This is because of our level of comfort with them. For example, Willard, he’s a friend I talk to almost every night. We can talk about almost anything, but I can’t talk about Elohim in a joking manner, because he will get butt-hurt. If I disrespect him, he will send me, literally, to hell and back. So, with that said, don’t call the people you see in the streets crap–even if they look like crap. They are human just like you an me.

Read carefully, heed earnestly, and repeat effortlessly.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 124, pp. 18, 56 – 867.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 729.1

To the Companions of Willard,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A WITTICISM OF WILLARD: FIREFLY TO FIREFLY, “THEY DROPPED THE ARSON CHARGES!”

For time has passed, yet again, and now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

1 Eh-uh! How big is this freakin’ sta-dye? Onosus fuckin’ tiny! … That’s what I thought. I don’t get this stupid thing. I’m sick of it.

S-Rev729.1 – Purport: Now, this “Stupid Thing” the Son of James speaks of, is a metaphor; it’s a metaphor for life! Sometimes we feel down, and we just can’t figure out why. The philosopher in our mind tells us that we need to know why, and the psychologist in our mind tells us that we have been abused in some way, but what would Willard tell us? He’d say, “Don’t worry about it, just live and experience life to the maximum. Make the most of it, that is, if you can!”

Take heed unto Willard’s advice and never escape the true feelings of life.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 54, pp. 1243, 38 – 108.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 5139.1

To all the Willardites of the Celestialnet,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: A NEW WAY FORWARD, FOR IT’S TIME TO BREAK THE BANKS!

And now, yet again, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

1 I can’t go in there. I’m not going in there myself, F that! Oh no way, uh-uh.

2 Shewed, a hurt so bad. Oh boy. Oh, boy.

3 The hang up since like freakin’ ’92 dogg.

4 It should be true.

S-Rev5189.1 – Purport: Sometimes we are afraid of what life brings forth. You must take that fear and utilize it to its maximum potential. It’s rather simple, really. Read on for how to do such a thing.

S-Rev5189.2 – Purport: First thing you have to know is that it’s going to hurt. Not necessarily in a physical manner, but in a psychological manner. Use the pain as a vacuum cleaner to suck up your fear.

S-Rev5189.3 – Purport: Once the pain has completely vacuumed the fear, you should start feeling the utilization of the maximization within about 92 seconds.

S-Rev5189.4 – Purport: For it’s that simple. And it’s true! Now take this new found maximization, and soar!

Doesn’t make sense? Ask Willard…

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 77, pp. 1243, 38 – 108.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 5139.1

To those over there amid the Celestialnet,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: LOUMUENZ.COM, FOR THERE ARE NEAT-O PICTURES THERE!

And for the umpteenth time, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

1 So light on so actually turn left handed. Left-hand brain = Creativity!  

S-Rev5139.1 – Purport: Do any of my faithful Willardites consider themselves as a left-hand brain kind of person? Well, if so, then good for you. As we can see, Willard once said, “Left-hand brain equals creativity.” I’m not sure if this is scientifically correct, but I think Willard might be on to something.

So in honor of this prophecy, please go out and do something creative. And by creative, I don’t mean it has to be artsy. In other words, you don’t have to wear those glasses and silly scarfs to be creative.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!