CONTACTING THE PROPHET
PLEASE DO CONTACT THE PROPHET, FOR HE KNOWS WILLARD CONSCIOUSNESS
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 29, 850 – 840.
If anyone has any questions; the prophet has answers.
2 For if the answers aren’t there, he shall sleep on the questions, and beseech Gagliardo il Profeta. Then the answers shall emerge by the power of the Willardek Priestcraft. And through Somniloquy Revelation truth shall be revealed unto thee.
3 And to those who have no questions; Bæyű has no room for you in his kingdom. For your dreams will be cursed to naught.
4 Understanding is the first step in Willard Consciousness.
5 These things I say in the name of Gagliardo il Profeta, thou ascendeth!