THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1259.1-3
To my brothers and sisters,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Mimesis, for every one needs a mime at some point in time!
Take heed, this is all true—and I quote:
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1 Tomorrow we gonna n’mor mor… Don’t wanna here that.
2 Crey Goose.
3 Super Nintendo Style.
S-Rev1259.1 – Purport: Fear not, tomorrow brings joy. Yes, yes it does. This I tell you because hopefully there is a tomorrow. When there is no tomorrow, there’s no more!
S-Rev1239.2 – Purport: This is a special drink we drink in Willard Consciousness. It helps with the repositioning of Hicohic delusions. It takes you to the reverie you’ve always wanted–all without the mess.
S-Rev1239.3 – Purport: Sometimes we dream in Nintendo colors, and sometimes we dream within the world of super Nintendo games. These dreams are glorious dreams that are so real they seem fake.
My apologies for the poor quality prophecies.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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