The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1239.1-2

To my brothers and sisters,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Father Fernando Suarez Healing Ministry, for he may not be the Cap’n but he makes it happen!

For the sacred tongue came upon me in the night—and I quote:

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1 [Sacred tongue of Bæyű!] Mm hmm… Nah, wait.

2 Yo fellip dog? Captain Fernando… Suarez.

S-Rev1239.1 – Purport: This is the true form of worship, when one speaks in this manner. It sounds like gibberish to the soul living life without Willard, but, it’s definitively not. It’s true prophetic frenzy. For this is a form of ecstatic prophecy and I am here to interpret for you. Basically, what this means is that you must come out of your shell and confront your issues, whatever they may be. Don’t be afraid of those in power above you. It is true that they can control your existence, but you are the only one who can control your inner existence.

S-Rev1239.2 – Purport: It is uncertain who Capt. Fernando Suarez is, but we do know who Father Fernando Suarez is. He is a man of the Lord who claims to have healing powers. This is a form of prophecy in the miracle sense, for one must believe in order to receive. That is why you must believe in yourself to become full in Willard Consciousness.

Be that as it may, this shall serve as a reference to the holy shrine we call life.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!