Deprogram
March 1st, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE DEPROGRAMMING OF THE SAINTS
MUSIC AND TEXT WRITTEN PSEUDONYMOUSLY BY THE PROPHET MATTHEW JAMES
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 29, 850 – 840.
SONGS FOR A BRAINWASHED MORMAN CHILD
The complete explanation of the origins of the Mormon Deprogramming Process—Prophecy by Matthew James, written by his own hand upon Wordpress, January 3, 2007.
Songs for a Mormon child was a record made in the 70s when Mormianity was at an all-time brainwashing high. It was created for the parents of LDS members who needed their kids to obey and choose the right.
2 They played the record every night to their children for the purpose of programming them to be good testimony bearing LDS members.
3 Matthew James found this dangerous recording in the garage of his house on a visit to the BDCC in late 2003.
4 Worried that his mother may have used this device to brainwash him, he decided to reprogram it.
5 By reprogramming it he figured out the equation for Mormon-Mind-Control and then took it to the lab for further study. On a lonely thanksgiving night he found that one can do a lot with a turntable, mixer, laptop, guitar, and a harmonizer petal.
6 He rejuvenated five songs off the Mormon record and made them stupendous. After the songs were finished Matthew James gave himself a pat on the back and gave thanks for his hard work.
7 Then, he decided to start the deprogramming process he so desperately needed, and he listened to this new found masterpiece.
8 Success, triumph, and jubilation; for his mind was free from the Mormonite spell.
9 Now Matthew James is an aspiring Prophet of the Parasomnial Order.
10 Thanks to these sine qua non recordings, he is now able to live life to the fullest and form coherent thoughts about Elohim’s dream of living with the Lord thine Antegod on the planet Perineum amid the Kokaubeam.
11 So listen to each and every one of these musical pieces before you go to sleep at night; and remember that Matthew James died for your sins and he will return one day.
12 He loves each and every one of you so keep up with your peers and learn to conform to the masses.
13 Remember to conform through contumacy and the Mormonites will forget that this recording re-brainwashed you to love Matthew James in a way you never thought you would—a Joseph Smith kind of love!
