The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Thomas, Roylard. Born in the Great Salt Lake Valley. At the age of 28, it was revealed to him that he had a brother. His brother was Willard and he was born in the Salton Basin and stayed there until Roylard went back to meet him. Willard decided that it was the right thing to move to the Great Salt Lake Valley, for he had a mission. While in the Great Salt Lake Valley Roylard Thomas witnessed Willard’s gift of Somniloquy Revelation. From that day on he had a vision where he was instructed to start the secret society of The Parasomnial Order.

Tnemyo’lp’menu, Curse of. Is a horrible curse that comes and goes. For it is the nature of the business, and it’s what allows for a site such as this. When under this curse, I have all the time in the world to do many wondrous things, but, I must be prudent in my dealings with money. Furthermore, when the burden of the curse is lifted from my shoulders, I get out in the real world and make money for my well being. Willard is the fruit of this curse, and if he wants to be known, the curse must presume.

Truth. We believe that truth shall change with the times, because truth can not come directly from Elohim, for it must be interpreted by imperfect man through Elohim, and imperfect man must rewrite it as the times change, and as the times change, truth must change. Moreover, truth must contradict itself, or else it would not be truth.