The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

Willard. The one true prophet who revealed truth–by way of Somniloquy Revelation–to all who would listen. He was born in the Salton Basin in the spirit of onanism. His father was a virgin and his mother, Lilith, came down upon him and fondled his divining rod, and thus came Willard. Shortly after Willard’s birth, his father Rufus abandoned him, leaving him to grow up under the tradition of the Cahuillas. He learned much from the Cahuillas and when he was 14 he went on his first vision quest. From then on he was considered a man and lived on his own in the wilderness. At around the age of 23 Willard’s brother came to the Salton Basin from the Great Salt Lake Valley. He united with Willard for the first time, and brought him back to the Great Salt Lake Valley. Roylard Thomas discovered Willard’s gift of Somniloquy Revelation and realized that he was doing more than just talking in his sleep; he was prophesying in his sleep. Roylard would transcribe his Somniloquy Revelation’s and compiled them into what is now known as the Book of Willard. They formed a secret society based on the teachings of Willard’s sleep prophecies and called it the Parasomnial Order.

Willard, Book of. A book of Willard’s sleep prophecies that describes the nature of the human spirit and man’s Inner Noctilucence. This book was transcribed and translated by his brother Roylard Thomas.

Willard Consciousness. Is a sacred state of consciousness that one enters while asleep. It is basically your unconscious self communicating with your conscious self, telling you what you need to do to become a unique soul.

Willardek Priestcraft. Is the only level within the Parasomnial Order.