Don’t Be a Benis
June 17th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
A few days have passed and now Willard’s presence is once again with us. It’s not a strong presence, but it is a presence:
1 Shut the fuck up… That’s what just happened back here you benis.
S-Rev6178.1 – Purport: Telling people to “Shut the ‘F’ up” is not nice and should never be done unless it’s really necessary. When you feel the urge to do this I would suggest you stop yourself before it’s too late. It is hard to do, but it must be stopped. Negativity spreads like a virus and in Willard Consciousness it is frowned upon. When you find yourself, or someone else being negative, just tell them that they are being a benis, and that they are being destructive, not only to themselves, but to those around them.
You must be vigilant when it comes to matters of the tongue.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
