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Don’t Be Afraid Now That the Rain is Gone!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 8, pp. 56, 76 – 432.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 459.1

To those among us,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: QUANTUM JUMPING, PLEASE TAKE THAT FIRST JUMP INTO THE ANTIPODIC EXISTENCE, FOR IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE, APPARENTLY.

And now I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

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1 No, stop stop stop stop stop. No I can’t do it. No seriously, seriously don’t do it, Berry please don’t. I can’t do it either. I’m too scared now.

S-Rev459.1Purport: Don’t be afraid to try new things. We only live once. If you feel like you are going to have a panic attack because thoughts of trying something new scare you, then go seek help from the scriptures. This will distract your mind from its mental ailments and it will soothe your soul. When your soul is soothed, your mind will think clearly now that the rain is gone. You will start to understand that this new activity is nothing new at all. You will be at peace with yourself and you will have Willard’s blessing.

For that’s how he works.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

3 Comments

  1. I Said My Name wrote:

    Who is Berry? Is he the kind of Berry you eat or talk to?

    Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Permalink
  2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

    I’m not sure, it might be the kind you dingle.

    Sunday, April 5, 2009 at 7:52 pm | Permalink
  3. I Said My Name wrote:

    That is very helpful Thank you.

    Monday, April 6, 2009 at 7:04 am | Permalink

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