Don’t Let ‘Em Grab You!
May 1st, 2009 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 12, 35 – 49.
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To my faithful brothers and sisters,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE ROBERTSON HOMELESS MAN, FOR APPARENTLY HE’S AN ACCOMPLISHED DRUMMER, SO SAYS HIS HANDOUT!
Now it is that time I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
1 Don’t! Please don’t grab me please. You don’t have to don’t do anything for me please.
S-Rev519.1 – Purport: Willard said, “If someone touches you, and you don’t want them to, you tell them to stop. If they don’t stop, and you are big enough to defend yourself, then hit them as hard as you can. Make sure you aim for their private parts.” I agree with this, but, if you’re a delicate flower and feel you won’t be able to stop this big dumb bohunk, then just scream really loud and be as annoying as possible. Someone should hear you. If that doesn’t work, then go for the private parts, that is, if you can.
Remember, safety first.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
