THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To everyone,
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A new prophecy brings joy—and I quote:
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1 There’s that girl. Da eh-eh. Who where did that other girl go? ‘Cause seriously dude, chick, dude, chick, ten, barbie. Dude chick. Hest. Um dude. Um-hm.
S-Rev10208.1 – Purport: We are supposed to be masters of our senses, but when one is entangled, at a party of sorts, and one encounters many, many people (esp. female), one’s senses could take over and control our every move. That is why in Willard Consciousness we allow our senses to run free and enjoy the pleasures of the body. For the dreamworld is a world without consequences and you can do pretty much anything you want, that is, if you’re well versed in Willard Consciousness.
Therefore, take heed and enjoy the fruitive gifts of Willard Consciousness.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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So you saw a chick you thought was hot, looked like Barbie, and in the end turned out to be a dude? I will learn from this and be on the look out for female impersonators in my own dreams. That you for the Words of Wisdom Willard. In the name of the ascendeth one
Sorry please fix that last line to read “Thank you” instead of “That you”
What an interesting interpretation. If that were the case, then we’ve encountered a false Willard! So now I say unto you, “Be careful, and make the right choice.”
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