Evil Toad Strikes Again!
September 28th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 9288.1-4
To those faithful in Willard,
This prophecy is brought to you by: I have no idea, for hopefully you do!
Truth cometh and it goeth, take heed—and I quote:
1 Shoot! Damn look at that thing. That thing is crazy.
2 Oh crap. I know what you’re talking about. You know what I’m talking about too. Then you put, then you put that mo-fucka in there, and you get dat mo-fucka and you get dat. I don’t know what dat mo-fucka… Mo-fucka.
3 What? Fuck, I fucked up, goddammit. What now? Fuck!
4 [Behold an Evil Toad.]
S-Rev9288.1 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness we sometimes attend church. While attending church, we sometimes see strange things. For example: I saw a family sitting behind me, all with shaved heads and all wearing white. They looked as if they were members of Heaven’s Gate. One of them had this foot device that produced ungodly bass tones. And they were chanting words unknown to me. Therefore, when we see such things, just ignore them. For these people are not real, and Willard sends them to us for a reason. But, we have to find that reason in our hearts before we seek Willard’s Wisdom.
S-Rev9258.2 – Purport: Willard works in mysterious ways! On occasion, he likes to send his faithful servant Curtis to help us with our every need, and this Curtis sure likes to use foul language. Willard sends him when we are down and out and in need of a good laugh. Curtis’s charm will bring that frown upside down anytime. For he is a nice man of dignified stature who lives within the glory of Willard Consciousness.
S-Rev9288.3 – Purport: In life we always mess up. No matter how hard we try, we’ll still mess up. This is OK. Willard says, “We mess up; we’re only human at this time and juncture.”
S-Rev9288.4 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness gas has this funny way of escaping in the form of a melody!
Don’t let life get you down, sometimes we need a pick-me-up, and that pick-me-up just might include travel.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
