The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű! http://www.pentameonus.com Bringing Back a Secret Society by Way of Tnemyo'lp'menu! Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:08:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Somniloquy Revelation 02:20:10 http://www.pentameonus.com/somniloquy-revelation-022010/ http://www.pentameonus.com/somniloquy-revelation-022010/#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:07:42 +0000 Prophet Matthew James http://www.pentameonus.com/?p=1050 Somniloquy Revelation 02:20:10

1. [Speaking the Sacred Tongue of Bæyű!]

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1. Oh way! No way. Ah that’s scary. ‘El no.

2. Tilted kilt. Tilted kilt.

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1. What is that? It’s a sliding pickup, obviously. What is that, nob? Like it changes the pitch.

2. Ah ‘T.’ That’s always ‘C.’ I don’t care about propers or nimpropers or o’ cares I’d rather have… Hey-a Brad!

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]]> http://www.pentameonus.com/sht-eat3rs/feed/ 0 Willard Says, “Sleep, Then Life Shall Begin.” http://www.pentameonus.com/willard-says-sleep-then-life-shall-begin/ http://www.pentameonus.com/willard-says-sleep-then-life-shall-begin/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:26:24 +0000 Prophet Matthew James http://www.pentameonus.com/?p=1032

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1. Huh. You have every– Whatever you want it’s your spesble I don’t have one. It’s all yours Super Two Sue. It’s all yours.

2. Ooh a big bologna fold I don’t– No I’m not doing that. Not right. That’s my dod.

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1. Who picked the restroom? I don’t understand that. Tiaras of the gods of the good. The worst part. You know what? I like that one. Exactly.

2. I won’t wants to be the bottom fedomp. La da da…

3. How did you steal that, goddamn damn calm? You’re a ru– the high-oat challenges.

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1. How. No I don’t want to get the cancer. Ma Gah

2. Dumb. I hate I hate the uhwe.

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DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 36, 456 – 457.

…

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 128.1

To the Willardites,

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE FIRST REAL TIME MACHINE, FOR WE ARE GETTING CLOSE!

And if it still hurts, travel back in time and fix it–and I quote:

1 [Mumbles] When it hits it to himself. Then a mossmo dick goes backwards, then it reverses through time, and then, a huge exploration. Awesome Bosom.

S-Rev128.1 – Purport: Here, Willard has found the key to time travel!

And that is all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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1. Uh-oh someone’s face is mangled. Uh-oh face off [Spit].

2. Mm-uh plane? That’s a nice two-soap(?). Now that’s money.

3. Ahh. Finally, finally, finally get to sit on something goddammit! Fuck! Jeez!

4. Apparently through the allume track. You know, extra dalue, hm. Valium, it’s like Valium, which is probably is not good for you.

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