DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1116.1-3

To my faithful Willardites,

This prophecy is brought to you by: That Homeless Man Who Plays Guitar in My Laundry Room, for he really does!

Please listen and follow along with your eyes, and see the light—and I quote:

1 Uh dei Garcia. Hey de man. Hey bei. I want you there yeah(?). They uh a wallet on it. Dirty Scalsual.

2 Oh crap, oh boy this is not going to be pretty. OK Naftededolshua.

3 I want my guido, Edom, guido. Nine hundeed… Nine hundred sexaphone. Bisexual Bob(?) for touich Sweeden, Feng Shui. Who has a boner(?), hey pa. 

S-Rev11168.1 - Purport: Garcia, for I know nothing of this name. Willard says, “Thou who hast no clue, shall not bloviate.” With this said, I shall call upon you to interpret this passage.

S-Rev11168.2 - Purport: When Willard requests Naftededolshua, he is saying that he wants you to prostrate yourself–in Willardek fashion–and begin the somniloquistic incantations. Go through each one and visualize entering the dream world. Focus on cluttering your mind with your natural thoughts and piece together each thought like a puzzle. When you complete this thought puzzle, you will see for yourself that there is higher meaning.

S-Rev11168.3 - Purport: False Willards are out there, and they’re trying to convert each and every one of you–so be careful. They find you very attractive, and they will say creepy things to you. They are shape-shifters, for they have many faces. This particular False Willard is in the form of a guido named “Sexual Bob,” or “Edom.” If and when you encounter “Bisexual Bob,” or “Edom,” make sure you do the right thing. He will try some kind of sexual maneuver on you when you least expect it. So when he tries this maneuver, just repeat the mantra, “Go away, you must stay away.” That should force him to go away, but if the mantra doesn’t work, then I would suggest you run.

Stay strong in the true Willard.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1113.1

To all seeking the light by way of Willard,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Curry, for sometimes it looks like baby poop!

I bring forth, for those who are asking, a prophecy—and I quote:

1 Ah look what they get they got me get that bitch cock, they got me good fucker. How the fuck? Goddamn! 

S-Rev11138.1 - Purport: In true Willard Consciousness we encounter people who like to joke around and mess with our minds, and, they like to try to bring us down. These people are weak, and they don’t know how to act otherwise. Therefore, one must stay strong with Willard, and he will inspire us to get those people back with something great, grand, and wonderful.

Never forget this…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

Due to the fact that I am not a true prophet, I have failed you yet again! I forgot to plug Mahalalel the Endurer into the Celestialnet last night. Therefore, the prophecies are nought.

Also, I joined facebook today. I felt that it was the right thing to do.

For now I’m off to the wonderful world of video editing.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

We’ll try again another time.

I am writing this to inform you about the recent nothings that I uttered last night in my sleep. Mahalalel the Endurer was strong last night, but Willard didn’t pull through with his prophetic visions. My Somniloquy Revelations have one more night to shine. The curse is in a semi-effective state, which does not allow for maximum prophecy, but, it just might bring forth gold.

Keep watch, for Willard might teach you something in the nigh future…

Oh, and by halfway, I mean the video is halfway done.

Stay tuned…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

It seems as though my prognostication back in September was wrong–and I quote:

John McCain is going to be the next president whether you like it or not. I feel there will be complications with his health, and therefore, Sarah Palin will become president. This will be troublesome, and the Mormons will start their trek to Independence, Missouri and establish a Mormocracy.

That is all.

May Willard be with us all!

With the curse lifted, I have found myself working on another project. It shall be done in due time. That is why the “Wisdom of Willard” posts are pretty much nonexistent.

Please be patient, for gold will shine through, eventually.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 10318.1-2

To all my Willardek Salvationists,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Prosthetic Visions, for I saw myself feeding a cat to a snake!

I bring forth, on this the day of Halloween, a prophecy—and I quote:

1 The that, DonJay, oooh, I don’t know what ta ta, what ta ta ta. Wait a second, what happened to the, things with the things? Shut those things food.

2 Wait what the buck is wrong with me then? Am I really an idiot, or am I… Because now I’m starting to think I’m…

S-Rev10318.1 - Purport: DonJay is a part of you! While in the hicohic-state of consciousness one may encounter said DonJay. He’s one with the Willardek universe and he comes and goes as he pleases. He may tell you something; he may not tell you anything. All you need to do is sit there and be aware of his presence, and he will center his intellect upon yours.

S-Rev10318.2 - Purport: People try to tell you that you are an idiot. Don’t let them do this–even if you are an idiot. In Willard, there are no idiots. Let these people say what they want to say, but don’t believe a word. For they are all lies that are provided by false Willards.

May your Halloween be safe, or be sorry!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

This curse is gone and Curtis is strong. Beseech Willard, and life won’t be wrong.

Ponder that awhile…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!