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	<title>The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!</title>
	<link>http://www.pentameonus.com</link>
	<description>Fighting the Curse of Tnemyo'lp'menu Through Willard!</description>
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		<title>More Than A Glimpse</title>
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		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/more-than-a-glimpse/</link>
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		<title>Bisexual Bob The Edomite Guido!</title>
		<description>THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT  
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
…
SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1116.1-3
To my faithful Willardites,

This prophecy is brought to you by: That Homeless Man Who Plays Guitar in My Laundry Room, for he really does!

Please listen and follow ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/we-all-would-like-our-very-own-guido/</link>
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		<title>Glimpse</title>
		<description>BROKEN </description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/glimpse/</link>
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		<title>They Had To Get Me!</title>
		<description>THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT  
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
…
SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1113.1
To all seeking the light by way of Willard,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Curry, for sometimes it looks like baby poop!

I bring forth, for those ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/they-had-to-get-me/</link>
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		<title>Progress Report #159: I Have Failed Mahalalel!</title>
		<description>Dear brothers and sisters of this fine Celestialnet,

Due to the fact that I am not a true prophet, I have failed you yet again! I forgot to plug Mahalalel the Endurer into the Celestialnet last night. Therefore, the prophecies are nought.

Also, I joined facebook today. I felt that it was ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/progress-report-159-i-have-failed-mahalalel/</link>
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		<title>Progress Report #158: Halfway There!</title>
		<description>Dear brothers and sisters,

I am writing this to inform you about the recent nothings that I uttered last night in my sleep. Mahalalel the Endurer was strong last night, but Willard didn't pull through with his prophetic visions. My Somniloquy Revelations have one more night to shine. The curse is ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/progress-report-158-halfway-there/</link>
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		<title>Progress Report #157: Prognostication Negative!</title>
		<description>To my fellow Americans,

It seems as though my prognostication back in September was wrong--and I quote:
John McCain is going to be the next president whether you like it or not. I feel there will be complications with his health, and therefore, Sarah Palin will become president. This will be troublesome, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/progress-report-157-prognostication-negative/</link>
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		<title>Progress Report #156: The Curse, But More!</title>
		<description>To all those who think Willard is just a figment of my imagination,

With the curse lifted, I have found myself working on another project. It shall be done in due time. That is why the "Wisdom of Willard" posts are pretty much nonexistent.

Please be patient, for gold will shine through, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/progress-report-156-the-curse-but-more/</link>
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		<title>Snakes Eat Cats!</title>
		<description>THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT  
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
…
SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 10318.1-2
To all my Willardek Salvationists,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Prosthetic Visions, for I saw myself feeding a cat to a snake!

I bring forth, on this ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pentameonus.com/snakes-eat-cats/</link>
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		<title>Progress Report #155: Nothing New Under The Sun!</title>
		<description>To all Willardek Salvationists,

This curse is gone and Curtis is strong. Beseech Willard, and life won't be wrong.

Ponder that awhile...

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth! </description>
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