The Parasomnial Order

I pray thee Willard, for I hath committed the greatest sin of all.

A sin that took hours to clean out thoroughly.

For I have fooped and soiled my sacred vestments.

Please bless my bowels that they may solidify and form in a natural manner.

For tomorrow I must be in good health.

So please, please help me on my journeys so that I won’t do this in public.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!