Forgive Me, For I Hath Fooped!

December 29th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

I pray thee Willard, for I hath committed the greatest sin of all.

A sin that took hours to clean out thoroughly.

For I have fooped and soiled my sacred vestments.

Please bless my bowels that they may solidify and form in a natural manner.

For tomorrow I must be in good health.

So please, please help me on my journeys so that I won’t do this in public.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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2 Responses to “Forgive Me, For I Hath Fooped!”

  1. I said my name! Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    This sounds like an emergency prayer to me.

  2. Prophet Matthew James Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Yes, yes it is.

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