The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 6208.1-2

Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

After a few technological malfunctions the Mahalalel Sanctum is back in full working order. Willard was testing me. He wanted me to learn in the ways of mental relaxation by way of methodically going through every single option. I learned a lot and I thank him for that.

As for last night’s Somniloquy Revelation Willard’s presence was quite strong, and I quote:

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1 Ooh talk, their gonna are talk-a-talk and already already God talking god talk.

2 The fag is bot no… It’s easy Sepbinton. Do you wanna golf he’s easy in colfin’ he will cause he’s easy. Yeah, come on you dumb idiot. He’s entrice. He, he’s got… Come on buddy. Look at the double head. Put come on put you could do any-a-thing with any-other-thing. Nethdastet. Th… It’s cool cause it’s got like blades on it.

S-Rev6208.1 – Purport: Willard Consciousness can sometimes be difficult to conceptualize. I know that it can sometimes sound like a bunch of nonsense, but one has to look deep within themselves to see that it’s not about what is said; it’s about how you feel when it’s said. This is the true power of God Talk. God Talk is the sacred speech that can only be understood by those who seek wisdom from the Almighty. Willard speaks God Talk almost every night. He does this because he loves and cherishes each and every one of us. So Be thankful, and keep that active mind pondering about the mysteries of life, and then you will someday feel his noctilucence.

S-Rev6208.2 – Purport: Living in a fast-paced world there comes a time when we must stop and think about our real purpose in life. When we do this, we sometimes get scared, and by scared, we feel very empty inside. Therefore, to rid our worries we must take up some kind of hobby—like golf—to thwart our anomic feelings of vast vacancy. We tell ourselves that this hobby is easy, but in actuality, it’s not. We get frustrated and start treating our friends with disrespect; all because a stupid ball won’t go in a hole. In due time, our frightened inner-child will come back to haunt us and we won’t be able to figure out the true meaning of life. So we must beseech Willard; for Willard knows best. He may not answer us in a timely fashion, but he will answer us, and his answer will soothe our souls for time and all eternity.

Everything you do, do it in the name of Willard.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!