Here They Come!
November 29th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1129.1-3
To my people of the Celestialnet,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Candida, for it itches really bad!
Be intrigued, for this is another BDCC prophecy—and I quote:
1 Ah dang it. Those bastards fell. I got ‘em. Is anything over? It was just that up there right?
2 A gone ma-freo. I got you better. I get it. I got it. I got it. I’m, I’m coming back.
3 A what? I’m so sorry. Wait, I got the wrong person.
S-Rev11298.1 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness when the bastards fall, you should do your best to catch them. The bastards are the seers and revelators of our dreams. When they project a vision of the night onto our imaginations they put themselves in a precarious position–and sometimes they fall. That’s when you must get them and put them back to their rightful place. It can sometimes be difficult, but just ask Willard and he’ll help you along the way.
S-Rev11298.2 – Purport: The real question is: Do you get it? If you don’t, then I say, “You better!” Willard works in mysterious ways, and he is a kind gentleman who wants to help those in need of his help. His work has helped me with my indolence and attitude problems for years now, and I feel that I am a better and more creative person because of his good deeds. All you have to do is “Do,” and Willard will take care of the rest.
S-Rev11298.3 – Purport: If you apologize to the wrong person, then I would tell you that you should apologize to the right person. In Willard Consciousness, we have a tendency to apologize to any- and everybody. We usually do this for the sake of preemptive wrong-doings. This is not wrong, but it should be corrected. When you apologize to the wrong person you should apologize for that false apology and move on. Find the person who that apology was meant for, and truly apologize.
Now, carry on with your lives and listen to the still small voice of Willard Pentameonus.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
November 29th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I heard that still small voice at least three times tonight from across the room. Once it was a still loud voice.
November 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Really? What did it say?
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I was not close enough to your butt to make out the words. I am sure it was important.