THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 2229.1-2
Brothers and sisters,
Many things have changed since the last time I prophesied. I’ve grown as a prophet, and I think the Jamba Juice is helping. One thing that I need to do is pray to Pentameonus for the strength to keep on keeping on. With that said, this prophecy is brought to you by: The Amazing James Randi, for he’ll put your prophecies to the test!
Now, let the Son of James speaketh—and I quote:
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1 Auxsah, it boomed. I bounced it on a accident mede bayskit. Pssh, yeah he broke it. Te way I didn’t tweet thought it was cardboard.
2 Dude, how tall are you? Bah. [Hum in the form of "I don't know."] Twenty, twenty?
S-Rev2229.1 – Purport: I have seen this before. People accidentally break things all the time. Eventually, something will break, be it your TV or your toilet, it’s going to break sometime. When these devices break, remember what Willard said about technology. He said, “As technology advances, our dependency grows, so if technology fails us, then it might not be all that bad.”
S-Rev2229.2 – Purport: While dreaming, we either travel to the planet Kolob or to the planet Perineum. Of which we travel to is based on our mood before we go to sleep. The goal every night is to travel to Kolob. While we are there we are supposed to gain wisdom from the almighty Elohim. He’ll teach us in the ways of life as it was meant to be. With this said, people on Kolob are twenty feet tall.
I’m coming back, with somewhat of a new hint of flavor.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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