THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 12, 35 – 49.
To my faithful brothers and sisters,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: THE QUANTUM JUMPER HALL OF FAMER, FOR HE JUMPED, THEN TOOK PICTURES AND BOOM, SUCCESS!
Time now to turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 That’s why OK now I know. Oh. He looks like Brandon Walsh, it is Brendon Walsh!
S-Rev559.1 – Purport: Willard once prophesied of a distant future where magical boxes would fill the minds of many young adults with wonderful images of a new found Priestly order. He said, “There shall be a golden god who shall emanate from this luxurious box, and he shall make you feel really “Cool” just by the appearance of his sideburns.” Many years later this prophecy was fulfilled when the show 90210 aired sometime in the 90s and gave many young viewers a sense of belonging. This goes to show that Willard was a true prophet who had a vision.
Be wise and learn as much as you can while you are here.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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