It’s Just Two?

November 27th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1127.1-2

To my fellow Willardites,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Having to Pee 100 Times in The Night, for it’s not fun!

Last night was not much for Willard’s Warriors, but, you’ll still be intrigued—and I quote:

1 What is wrong with this?

2 Ah there’s a video on yours and vegetables.

S-Rev11278.1 – Purport: There are many answers to this question, but Willard says, “There are quite a few things wrong with you. You must find it in your heart to gain the true desire to fix your problems. Know that they will never be completely fixed, and that you must learn to live with them. Find a solution that works for you, and peace will bring joy.” I agree, but it seems pretty vague. Define your problems as you will, and you will have total control of your life, which will allow for maximum problem solving abilities without the help of others.

S-Rev11278.2 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness we watch videos entitled: DREAMS. When we watch these dreams, our soul leaves our bodies and enters into the dream world. We learn many things watching these dreams and we must take each and every dream seriously. We must learn from our dreams and Willard will grace our lives with many more dreams.

May this day be filled with joy and merriment, seeing that it is a day dedicated to thanks and giving.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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3 Responses to “It’s Just Two?”

  1. I said my name! Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    I think I know a little something about peeing 100 times in the night. It’s dreadful. Can Willard help in any way?

  2. Prophet Matthew James Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am

    I don’t know, all I know is that I got up three times last night. I didn’t even drink that much water. I hope Willard can help with this problem. That’s the only thing I hope.

  3. I said my name! Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Let’s hope so. I don’t want you to have to see what my world looks like. It is a sad life and you are better than this. I said my name!!!

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