The Parasomnial Order

THE VIDEO-EPISTLE OF MATTHEW JAMES TO THE VIEWERS AMID THE

CELESTIALNET

A VIDEO PROVIDED BY UNICURSALHEX

Epistle to the Viewers who associate with the worshipers of Willard amid the Celestialnet concerning a very interesting song entitled “Inverti in Darkness” written by the Poetic Assaisain Kei Kunihiro who at one point in time did not collaborate with the Prophet Matthew James because of his (Kei’s) tough-guy image that may or may not interfere with the fact that he has a law degree and decided to use that law degree to write Cyber-Punk novels originally intended for the various Satanic Worshipers of the Japan corners of the Celestialnet.

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Salutation

1 Matthew James, the prophet of the Parasomnial Order and holder of the Willardek Priestcraft.

2 To the Viewers who are among the people of the Celestialnet. Grace to you and peace from Elohim our Phantasmagorical Father and our Grand Noctilucence Willard Pentameonus.

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First Thing’s First

3 In times of old when people were just starting to figure out the power of YouTube I was somehow led to this sensational video. When my eyes first gazed upon it, I was dumbfounded by the gloriousness thereof.

4 For I have posted it here before, but now I feel it deserves much more attention.

5 This video has changed my life in numerous ways. By watching it all the way through, one can tell that the Spirit of Willard is strong with this one. His grace and individuality is stunning, and should be emulated by the people of the Celestialnet.

6 Just look at the lady behind him. She is in a state of full Willard Consciousness! Anyone who can do that is number one in my book, or in Willard’s book for that matter.

7 And for those of you who do not know much about this individual, I would suggest you visit his Myspace page and fire him an email. I’m sure he’d much appreciate it.

8 Now, I would like you to take the time to watch this video while reading the lyrics. That way you may understand fully as to what this guy is all about–and I quote:

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Lyrics of Questionable Nature

Too much blood in my bathroom. Too much blood in my room. Too much blood. Too much blood.

I kiss the bloody chainsaw. I kiss the bloody axe. Too much blood. Too much blood.

I kiss the bloody chainsaw raw. Too much blood. Too much blood. Too much blood. Too much blood.

Somebody whisper in my ear.

I washin’ my hands. Over under over. Over under over.

I washin’ my hands. Over under over. Over under over.

Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m a innocent. Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m a innocent!

I was a very ordinary guy. I just another ordinary human being.

I killed him! I killed him!

I washin’ my hands. Over under over. Over under over.

I washin’ my hands. Over under over. Over under over.

Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m a innocent. Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m a innocent!

Too much blood! Too much Blood! Too much blood! Too much blood!

[Untranslatable.]

Prison ain’t shit. Prison ain’t shit. I never saw anything. Prison ain’t shit. Prison ain’t shit.

He was an empty, empty soul. Prison ain’t shit. Prison ain’t shit.

She said the moment that she was born always. Prison ain’t shit. Prison ain’t shit.

Something didn’t fit di. Prison ain’t shit. Prison ain’t shit.

Tell your brother nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Prison ain’t shit. Prison ain’t shit.

I washin’ my hands. Over under over. Over under over. I washin’ my hands. Over under over. Over under over.

Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m a innocent. Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi I’m a innocent!

Too much blood. Too much blood in my bathroom a too much blood. Too much blaaaaaaaaaad!

Please help me. Help me from my… Please help me. Please take my hand. Take my hand… I wash my hands. Over under over.

I’m fucking innocent! I’m fucking innocent!

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What Is Your Take?

9 Please do let me know how this video has changed your life. For Willard is truly strong with this one. He must be doing something right, seeing that his lady friend was in Willard Consciousness the entire time!

10 For that is all.

11 These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!