THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1319.1-2
To my brothers and sisters,
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It’s been awhile since Willard has shown unto us his wisdom—and I quote:
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1 And diths… I think I’m gonna die.
2 Wait… Now I’m scared for you, how long have you bean there? Wait wait. Don’t… It’s crazy. Just did.
S-Rev1319.1 – Purport: There are times when we feel that we are actually going to die. This happens from time to time. In order to see things clearly we must step away, and see through the eyes of Willard. This is a complicated process, but we must try in our hearts to see the world as Willard sees it. He helps us figure out what we need to do next. Rather than just give up and die; seek Willard.
S-Rev1319.2 – Purport: Sometimes we are fearful of others negligent actions. When we feel this emotion, stay calm and count to ten, then communicate your concerns to that other person. If they do not take heed, then it was meant to be. Always say something, or else you will always wonder, “Should I have said something?”
Let us have a wonderful Saturday evening, and let Willard’s noctilucence shine beyond our minds.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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