The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 1, 14 – 243245.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 3269.1-5

To those among us,

THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: “ANNOYING MOMMY BLOGS,” PLEASE STOP EXPLOITING YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR LIFE!

Let us now turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:

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1 Hey wah… wait what happened? What just happened? What am I missing?

2. Nuh, I can’t need it. Oh dude. Whoa, what was it? Um… I don’t know.

3. Eh-eh I just took uh– Idiot!

4. ‘Cause I know how… I don’t know how– Uh-oh, this is deuce. 

5. What’s wrong my boss? Actually it is pretty funny looking. So yes it’s a good cleaning mechanism.

S-Rev3289.1 – Purport: In life, we sometimes miss out on some of the best things. This is OK, because sometimes we don’t need to be witness to some of the “best things” anyway. That is all I have to say about that.

S-Rev3289.2 – Purport: Here the Son of James asks, “What was it?” He tends to ask this question a lot, but never seems to get an answer. What is a good question for many situations. Now what exactly does that even mean? Well, it has many meanings. Let me share with you a story about the many meanings of What. I was walking to the store the other day and I saw this homeless guy prophesying. He was in a frenzy of the sorts and he said, “Let things be; questions of plosive explosion, not?” Another guy came up to him and said, “Why don’t you get a job?” This seemed to soothe the homeless man’s spirits, and then he said, “Invigorate!” They both parted ways, and I never saw them again.

S-Rev3289.3 – Purport: Now just in case you were wondering, that story had nothing to do with the many meanings of What. The point was to make you think in terms of What. I’m sure it made you think, “That had nothing to do with What.” Then you said to yourself, “Ah, I’m an Idiot, it has everything to do with What!”¹ And this is true, for we need to be like curious children who say “Why” after every five seconds. Just remember that Why is What and What is Why.

S-Rev3289.4 – Purport: And yes, sometimes we feel like idiots when we ask the question of What. Don’t worry about it, you probably feel like an idiot most of the time. This is where the Deuce comes into play. The Deuce is when we think we have the answer to What, but then we realize that we don’t. That’s when we have that “Ah ha, I’m an Idiot!” moment and transcend.

S-Rev3289.5 – Purport: Just remember these things, and your life will be worth living again.

That’s all I have to say about that.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

1. My deepest apologies for putting words in your mouth, please do forgive me. [↩]