THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 1269.1-3
To my brothers and sisters,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Daddy’s Girls, for Logan Brogan is on tonight!
This, this right here is what Willard Consciousness is all about—and I quote:
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1 Mm-mm, don’t drop that thing.
2 Dude I like it how ish, that’s a-a that dude’s a dis gut for you at this is good I like this part.
3 Thank you sir, you failed me, miserably, next time…
S-Rev1269.1 – Purport: When someone tells you not to drop something, the first thing you do is ask, “Why?” He will explain why and you will now understand why you’re not supposed to drop it. If you do drop it, then you’ll have to pay the consequences.
S-Rev1269.2 – Purport: We don’t always make sense in waking life. When someone mumbles, or just says something that directly contradicts what was just said, I would suggest that you listen to your gut. Humans love contradictions and they will always contradict themselves–most of the time without even knowing it. And whatever your gut tells you, just take heed.
S-Rev1269.3 – Purport: This is what happens when you drop something. The person who told you not to drop it will be angry with you. This is OK, for that’s how we learn.
And don’t forget to watch Logan Brogan tonight.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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