The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 9258.1-2

To Willard’s Warriors,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Google Maps, for it’s time we figure out where we are!

Look here, and here shall bring forth truth—and I quote:

1 Wait, wait, no-no-no-no-no-no-no, stop-stop-stop, stop! No where am I? I need to know where I am cause I don’t know where I am. Where do I go? D’you know? Cause I don’t know where to go.

2 Mmm mah and you die hm hm hm mark bens go no tin cage here.

S-Rev9258.1 – Purport: Panic and fear are usually our instinctual reactions when it comes to being lost. We feel great anxiety radiating throughout our bosoms, and therefore, we act in a foolish manner. In true Willard Consciousness we don’t fear or panic. Because we know that Willard will guide us to our sacred noctilucence. When lost, repeat this in your head, “Willard never lets me down, for he knows the way.” That will help calm your emotions and you will relax and be at one with Willard.

S-Rev9258.2 – Purport: If it’s time for a new tin cage, then you’d better go get one. Willard said, “Yes, wait no! There is no such thing. Bring my tin cage, and I shall get a new one!” Life will change when we get our new tin cages, because there is nothing like a new tin cage. Old ones get rusty and they fall apart and stab you in the leg, which makes you think, “When was the last time I got my tetanus shot?” Therefore, go my people, and get your tetanus shots!

This is new, and sometimes we’re blue, so listen to what Willard has to say.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!