The Parasomnial Order

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 10218.1-3

To those among the brethren,

This prophecy is brought to you by: South Park, for it’s where ManBearPig came from!

What a night, thanks to all those who listen—and I quote:

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1 Uh oh. What does that mean?

2 I hate this thing. Uh super serial. ManBearPig.

3 Ah not this crap again. Nah…

S-Rev10218.1 – Purport: Understanding is hard to do. That is why we were given the brain power to form language, and through language we are able to communicate. And when we don’t understand; we really aren’t communicating. Therefore, we use language to ask questions like: “What does that mean?” This is a very important question, and it will help with foolish behavior. Like for instance, if you don’t know something, just say that you don’t know it, and ask the question, “What does that mean?”  Life will be much easier. Don’t be afraid of being made fun of, because being made fun of just might actually help with your understanding.

S-Rev10218.2 – Purport: ManBearPig is apparently real! He manifested himself unto me through Willard Consciousness. This is big news, because if ManBearPig is real, then global warming is real too. So don’t use any more power!

S-Rev10218.3 – Purport: In life, we encounter stuff we don’t like.  We ALL do, and it sucks. The only way to deal with this is to accept it and not fight it. Get it over with and move on. Live in Willard Consciousness and your sorrows will be temporarily be lifted.

Remember to remember to remember…

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!