THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 6258.1-2
My faithful disciples of the Celestialnet,
Life is short and so is this prophecy. Listen with ears of wax; for they will be cleansed—and I quote:
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1 Someone should calm down with this stupid waceray!
S-Rev6258.1 – Purport: Now, who is this someone and what is a Waceray? We may never know, but in Willard we will always know the answers to anything and everything—Willard Consciousness is funny like that. So with that said, we must all calm down and take a look around. We tend to get caught up in the craziness of our daily rigmarole and forget about what’s really important. Our mental Waceray is chaos and we must create some kind of order for ourselves. The only way we can do this is by meditating on the name Pentameonus. This should clear our mental Wacerays and it should alleviate any headaches we may have. If this does not work, then you must be doing it wrong. Keep at it and Willard shall manifest himself unto you and his grace shall be with you continually.
This is true.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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