Mentation Report #179: Month In Review

January 31st, 2009 by Prophet Matthew James

Dear brothers and sisters,

Tomorrow starts a new month, and that month is the month of February. What does Willard have in store for us? Will he reveal more than he did this month? Will he bring me closer to my followers? Will he help with my troubles of indolence? What will he communicate in my dreams? Will Parasomnitick Worship grow? Will there be a Willard Cafe? What about Willard Dream Beanies?

These are important questions for the month of February. May we see the noctilucence with full intent of finding our inner lightness.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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