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Mentation Report #192: Sub Par Prophecies!

Dear brothers and Sisters,

Last night there were a few mumbles of words and prophecies, but none were directed by Willard. I have been listening to my Inner Noctilucence and it’s been telling me that I need to chant the name Pentameonus more often. The past week I have not been properly doing my Parasomnitick Worship Rituals. My dreams have been less memorable and less active. It seems that the Son of James has been off to the planet Perineum worshiping Zenos. This is well and good for now, but it must change in the nigh future. In order for me to progress, the Son of James must travel to the Planet Kolob and worship Elohim. I know this may sound a bit confusing, but all will make sense when the Book of Willard is retranslated.

That is all I have for you at the moment.

These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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