Mentation Report #194: There Were Prophecies, But Hebetude Prevails. I Sit Here Wondering If My Laziness Is Because I Was Late To Post. Then I Think That It’s Because I’m Just Tired, But I Fear It Just Might Be Something Else. I Feel I’m Running Out of Juice. Therefore, I’m Going To Rest On It, Pray To Willard That I Go Nigh Unto Kolob, And Call It A Day!
Dear brothers and sisters,
Last night I spoke many wondrous things, but they weren’t Pentameonus’ words. They weren’t animated and rather boring. The spirit of Willard is low and I’m on my way back down south. It’s time that I must stop typing all together.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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You should go to jamba juice. It may give you the pick up and go that you need to get Willard back into your life. Think about that!
I think this is a great idea. Thank you for your words of wisdom… Wait, Jamba Juice isn’t against the Word of Wisdom, is it?
No but fornicating with your dog while drinking coffee is. Think about that!
Why does there have to be dog fornication? Who fornicates dogs, prey tell? Is there something you need to confess to the prophet?
No. I just liked the way the sentence sounded. Forgive me for being crude. Apparently you are a prude.
Being a prophet, I just didn’t see the connection with dogs, fornicating, and coffee. But now I see the light. For it does have a nice ring to it, and a funny visual!
Thank you for giving me credit where credit is due. I like feeling appreciated by a prophet who apparently isn’t doing his job right now. Get with the program and start revelating!
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