Mentation Report #203: False-Willard Quiet Babble!
March 15th, 2009 by Prophet Matthew JamesTo those who understand Willard Consciousness,
Last night was a night full of inaudible False-Willard babblative utterances that have nothing to do with this here secret society. I did however have a taking-someone-to-the-airport dream, and I also had a skydiving dream. Since it was revealed to me that I am in fact a time traveler, I’m going to have to say that I traveled through time last night. This leads me to believe that I’m constantly traveling through time, but I’m not aware of it. I’m going to have to keep my eyes peeled for “Jumpers” and other blatant indicators of time travel (i.e. Déjà vu).
That is all I have to say for now.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!