Brothers and sisters,
To you, I bring forth yet another Mentation report full of all sorts of data. I had many dreams last night and my talking was at a minimum. My slumber was one of those slumbers where I didn’t feel like I slept at all. But Mahalalel the Endurer told me otherwise, for I was snoring most of the night.
Also, something strange infected Mahalalel last night. It sounded like a False Willard got into the recording device and contaminated it with his evil spirit. For this is what it sounded like:
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So always remember that there are False Willards out there. They appear to be very friendly, but they’re not! If you find yourself face to face with one, don’t do anything. I would suggest that you just stare at him, and he should eventually go away. If that doesn’t work, then just chant the holy name of Pentameonus.
Always remember, Willard will save us all from our impending doom.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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