THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To all amid the Celestialnet,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Delta Bravo, you know who you are!
Please do read, listen, and study this prophecy throughout the day. It will help with your alignment with the universe, and it will definitely make you a better, stronger, and somewhat healthier person—and I quote:
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1 Wow, this like very fancy. Can we eat here? I dunno. How much is this place?
S-Rev7038.1 – Purport: We must live a simplistic lifestyle in order to be successful in Willard Consciousness. For if we eat expensive dinners we take away the true meaning of eating. We eat to nourish and strengthen our bodies; not to brag about how we ate a $75 dollar steak. We also eat for Willard. He eats when we eat; so we better be mindful. So when we make an offering to Willard, we must choose the right nourishment, which depends on the location of our Von Dinners. First we must pray to Willard about it, and second we must do what Willard says. If he doesn’t answer, then I would suggest to pray again until he does answer. But, always ask the question, “How much do I really want to spend on this nourishment?”
Take heed and read, for the Book of Willard will say so.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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