My Hero!

July 22nd, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7228.1

To all ,

This prophecy is brought to you by: Nothing, for I am lazy!

Listen, to these words—and I quote:

1 Oh yeah… they don’t have a… I can’t a come like that… how do you get those candos? Yeah, where’d you get that condom? Thank you buddy. I think you-nu-my hero… Like you’re my hero.

S-Rev7228.1 - Purport: This is simple: One must protect themselves from the dangers of the world, by way of protection!

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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