The Parasomnial Order: Bæyű!

THE WISDOM OF WILLARD

DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT

History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.

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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 7248.1-2

To those who dedicate their lives to Willard Consciousness,

This prophecy is brought to you by: The Sacred Pinecone, for when it secretes, you may want to fix your pleats!

Please take heed unto these fine words—and I quote:

1 DON’T twist me please don’t! No seriously. I don’t want to be twist either. I can’t breath very well.

2 Yeah so, yeah is it tin through all orth, hold on.

S-Rev7248.1 - Purport: When you feel that your breathing is obstructed I would suggest that you relocate to a lower elevation. If elevation is not a factor, then you are not following Willard’s true teachings. You are in a twisted state of reality and this is not what you want. I would suggest that you live your life in accordance with Willard’s teachings. This will reestablish your relationship with Willard and he will fill your lungs with pure Willardek oxygen.

S-Rev7248.2 - Purport: When one holds on to their own delusions they are somewhat on the right path to total freedom. We must follow our own goals, and make them a reality, which will someday become a manifestation of truth. Willard is a true testament of that.

This I leave with you. Do not misuse this material.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!