THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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SOMNILOQUY REVELATION 9138.1-5
To Willard’s Warriors,
This prophecy is brought to you by: The Free Church, sometimes we die by willful starvation!
For these are the true sayings from the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 Hey! Whoa! Is it gonna fall on me?
2 So what are you talking about then?
3 Oh she the only count, count, count those. He’d a double ah dudded no wayhere to la la.
4 Tim Birdso really? He did not. Jim Birdsell that ain’t bad, for an ish tam.
5 What car rays let him. Much too fanciful. I’m not a doc…
S-Rev9138.1 – Purport: In Willard Consciousness we sometimes feel a little uneasy for no apparent reason. We get caught up in our own little worlds and we forget about what Willard really has in store for us. It’s an unpleasant feeling, like something huge is going to fall on us. Just remember that we are not alone and that we have the ability to naturally expand our minds to the various truths within the universe. When you feel the uneasiness enter your consciousness, just say this, “Oh Willard I pray thee, come hither and bring forth peace and prosperity, for you are my noctilucent ray of hope.”
S-Rev9138.2 – Purport: People have the inclination to say one thing and really mean a whole nother thing. This is hard, and for the most part it’s down right confusing. Just take heed to the words’ literal meaning, and go from there.
S-Rev9138.3 – Purport: Here we find the importance of numbers and numerology. The key factor here is that Willard sometimes likes to speak in numbers, and he does this to throw us off a bit. Therefore, don’t try to decipher this passage, for it will do more harm then good. Only crazy people speak in numbers!
S-Rev9138.4 – Purport: In life, generally speaking, those who are outgoing and confabulate on an almost annoying level, are those who succeed in life. But in Willard Consciousness, those who are quiet gain all the rewards and respect from the gods within.
S-Rev9138.5 – Purport: When you lose your car keys, make sure you check all the obvious places before you accuse someone of stealing them. Accusatory comments and/or attacks will not get you anywhere in life.
Remember, life is very long!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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