THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 2, pp. 56, 114 – 98.
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To all who salute Willard,
This prophecy is brought to you by: Swisher Cigars, if your roommate smokes them inside, tell him to stop! For he won’t, but tell him anyway…
Not much from last night, but please do enjoy—and I quote:
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1 Was like this? Dammit! Oh shit! Oh God dammit!
S-Rev7068.1 – Purport: Life is confusing and sometimes we need to reconfigure our way of thinking. To do this, we must break our daily cycles and try to do something new. Willard once said, “If I had a cycle; I would break it.” This can apply to anyone and everyone. Just think about a cycle, break it, and then start a new one.
Take heed, for I am tired of listening to alarm clocks that stay on for hours-upon-hours in the morning, and you should be too!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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