Nourish and Strengthen
January 23rd, 2010 by Prophet Matthew JamesTHE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 4, pp. 345, 566 – 587.
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To the Willardites,
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PROPHET’S WORD OF THE DAY: LAUDABLE, FOR WE CAN ALL HEAR THAT IT’S PRAISEWORTHY!
Today, a slow day, but still a day indeed—and I quote:
1 Uh-Huh. So gross. Thank you.
2 It’s too skinny. It’s the, Era of Bones. She has no butt, no meat on her bones… (and what is you beat, up!)?
S-Rev123.1 – Purport: Um yes, things can be gross from time to time, but that is something we have to deal with and get used to. So when the time comes just say thank you. It’s as easy as that.
S-Rev123.2 – Purport: We are living in the Era of Bones where skin and bones prevail. It has become a problem, and there is nothing we can do about it. One thing we can try, is to encourage binge eating, but that doesn’t always seem to work. So just set an example of how important food is, and demonstrate how it nourishes and strengthens our bodies; for it’s the good that we need.
Very interesting indeed, so take heed, and believe.
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I like that you’re now the chairman of the board of the binge eating committee. It’s wonderful! Keep on promoting sickos like me. Yeah I said it!
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:16 pm
I am not the chairman of the board of the binge eating committee. I’m just the head of the Spread-the-Word department where we are encouraging adults who weigh less than 90lbs to eat more food.