The Parasomnial Order

5 Comments

1. The Other One wrote:

   I have been inspired to scare the first old person I see. Thank you Willard. Now, what can you tell me about scorpions?

   Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 8:21 pm | Permalink
2. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

   No, for old people are old. They might die when you scare them. They have all the right to scare ducks, and that’s because they are old.

   Scorpions are scary and they will strike you.

   Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 10:31 am | Permalink
3. I said my name! wrote:

   Oh shit! That was the wrong thing to say to the other one. He is deathly afraid of scorpions. Can’t Willard help him with his fear for it is destroying the very essence of Daniel? Thank you and salutations!

   Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 11:40 am | Permalink
4. Prophet Matthew James wrote:

   The only way Willard can help is by way of a dream. If the Other One has a dream where he encounters a friendly scorpion, then he’ll be OK, and his fear will be gone. But, if he encounters an unfriendly scorpion, then that just means that Willard is trying to tell him something. Willard will guide him to the light in no time.

   Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 8:50 pm | Permalink
5. The Other One wrote:

   I am said to report that I had a bad dream about a scorpion that struck me. That is all.

   Tuesday, November 4, 2008 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

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