THE WISDOM OF WILLARD
DAILY WISDOM FROM OUR NOCTILUCENT LIGHT
History of the Parasomnial Order, vol. 54, pp. 1243, 38 – 108.
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To all the Willardites of the Celestialnet,
THIS PROPHECY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: A NEW WAY FORWARD, FOR IT’S TIME TO BREAK THE BANKS!
And now, yet again, I turn the time over to the Son of James—and I quote:
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1 I can’t go in there. I’m not going in there myself, F that! Oh no way, uh-uh.
2 Shewed, a hurt so bad. Oh boy. Oh, boy.
3 The hang up since like freakin’ ’92 dogg.
4 It should be true.
S-Rev5189.1 – Purport: Sometimes we are afraid of what life brings forth. You must take that fear and utilize it to its maximum potential. It’s rather simple, really. Read on for how to do such a thing.
S-Rev5189.2 – Purport: First thing you have to know is that it’s going to hurt. Not necessarily in a physical manner, but in a psychological manner. Use the pain as a vacuum cleaner to suck up your fear.
S-Rev5189.3 – Purport: Once the pain has completely vacuumed the fear, you should start feeling the utilization of the maximization within about 92 seconds.
S-Rev5189.4 – Purport: For it’s that simple. And it’s true! Now take this new found maximization, and soar!
Doesn’t make sense? Ask Willard…
These things I say in the name of Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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