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pentameonus [Pĕn-tăm’ĭ-nŭs or Pĕn-tә-mā-ә’-nŭs] –noun, plural -CHOCH.
Archaic (1857-1870). This is a word that connects us to our Inner Noctilucence. It’s really more than just a word; it’s a way of living. It was first heard sometime in the 1800s by Roylard Thomas, who one night overheard his brother Willard talking in his sleep. And he said unto him, “Pentameonus, Pentameonus, thou who seeketh the light, seeketh the night!” These words led Roylard Thomas to a vision of the night, where he saw his reflection and his Noctilucence struck him nauseous with intense fervor. In this vision he was told to start a new form of church; a church that was not to be centered around the teachings of Jesus Christ, or Joseph Smith for that matter. From then on, he would listen to Willard’s sleep-talking everynight until he realized that Willard was in fact a true prophet. Based on Willard’s Somniloquy Revelations he started a new secret society called the The Parasomnial Order. People joined, and many partook in Willard’s teachings, and they were saved from the horrors of outer darkness.
[Origin: 666–07; appar. PEN + -TAM + EONUS]—Related forms
Based on the Parasomnial Unabridged Dictionary, © Parasomnial, Inc. 2005.
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This word has two pronunciations: One is to be used while awake, and the other is to be used while asleep. When the pentasyllabic form is chanted correctly before one’s slumber, it is said that one will enter the Hicohic State of Consciousness, and therefore be granted the gift of prophecy.
-Richard Bushwoman
oh holiest willard! thou becometh unto thee! hark! an intrepid arkangel of cunningest proportions! flee!
Is this for real? What is the point?
dude, i think this site is weird… it doesn’t make any sense. You need a life, or a job!
I’ve seen this all before… It leads nowhere. This is so stupid!!
whut da fuk is dis inner noktilusenc? dis be krazy!!!!!!!
Wow! What a wonderful concept here. You talk in your sleep as do I. We should be like best friends, or you should buy a sweet Christmas bell for $49.95.
Thanks.
you are so weird. i love it.
These haters are the anti-Willard! If ye heed not this warning ye shall be left behind in the day of rapture and never know the peristalsis thereof!
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