The Parasomnial Order

DREAMS FROM THE MIND OF MATTHEW JAMES

PHANTASMAGORIUM

A DREAM WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

For those who do not know, this is where the prophet writes down his prophetic dreams. Last night he dreamed many a dream, of which he only remembers glimpses of multiple dreams. Therefore, he shall utilize his synoptic  powers, and write for you. 

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Darkness Kissed The Presence of a Rolled Lipstick

1 Many dreams presented themselves unto me, but I only have but a recollection of each. I will do my best to accurately describe each dream in a sequential manner.  And I quote:

2 Darkness was upon us. We were in the middle of nowhere, and the crushing sounds of solitude were crashing against the wooden bow. There were no pirates in sight, or even aliens; all we had was each other. Among us were the best of the best. We had the team of valor, and nothing could stop us.

3 Parts were giving way and we were terrified. The swell bounced us around and around. Dampness crept in the cracks of our bodies and we all trembled with frigidness. The stars in the sky couldn’t even comfort us. We were doomed…

4 Prayers formed in the sight of unison as we sang, “Oh bring me out, out of this destitution. Sing, hail, and prevail…”

5 Silence then struck, pieces were disjointed and we were separated. Everything went wrong and I went under. I couldn’t feel my body as I floated down to the depths of the sea.

6 My eyes closed, my body stiffened, and I felt my spirit leave my being…

7 I awoke in a brightly lit room with a strange woman. We were doing things not appropriate unto the sight of God, and we were doing it for a period of time that seemed like an eternity.

8 She, at one point, started doing strange things with her mouth that sent the captain southbound. I encouraged her to do what she was doing before, but she wouldn’t listen.

9 I said, “Is this what death is? Please, you must go through the remedial courses. You seemed to be experienced, but at the time of progress your mind must have been fogged with alcohol. This is OK, but see to it that you stop drinking and get to thinking about what you’re seeking.”

10 She disappeared, shocked stood the captain, for I was alone in the room. Thoughts of a grocery store entered my noodle, and I was on a bicycle.

11 Practicing I was, and 360 was the name of the drill. Over and over I kept hitting them perfectly.

12 Then, three witches came unto me with brooms of gold. They said, “The Son of James has a question for you.” I didn’t know what they meant, and I apparently hit on one of them.

13 They said, “Don’t do that, you need to go, far away from here.”

14 “But, I’ve been landing my 360s!” I said.

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16 These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!