DREAMS FROM THE MIND OF MATTHEW JAMES
PHANTASMAGORIUM
A DREAM WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS
This is an account of a dream that probably occurred sometime this morning where the Son of James encounters the Whore! of his past, and things were pretty floppy.
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Brief Introduction
1 It seems as though the Anti-Callipygous Whore! has manifested herself yet again in my dreams. This dream wasn’t as disturbing as the first one,1 but it still bothered me some. Therefore, I shall reveal unto you the contents:
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The Kitchen
3 Looking out the window of a kitchen designed in the 40s I see a reflection of someone I would rather forget. I turned around to face the discomfort and I saw the one and only Anti-Callipygous Whore!
4 She stood tall, as though she had just awakened, for it was in the morning and the sun was creeping in, ever so slightly. She was wearing a loose shirt and pajama bottoms, and I noticed she had aged quite a bit.
5 I didn’t say anything, because I was in my Sacred Vestments.2 But, however, I did notice one drastic change in the Whore’s! appearance.
6 Her mammaries were that of a 60 year-old, low drooping just above the mons. My expression was that of amusement and I giggled a little inside.
7 I walked over to her and I tried to push her right one back into place, but it just drooped back down. I told her, “Boy! You’ve changed. How’s the Bearded Elephant Trunk?”
8 She said nothing…
9 The morning dissipated and now I wasn’t sure of the time. I was still in the kitchen, but with myself only. I felt remorse for what I had just witnessed.
10 Out the window, at a distance I saw a light. It was bright and it was coming toward me. I didn’t know what to make of it, so I turned around and let it do what it was going to do.
11 It came to the window and lit up the whole kitchen. A voice came unto me saying, “Listen, do not feel such things. This happens for a reason, age is a very powerful destroyer and it’ll destroy us all.”
12 I fell to my knees and I repeated a chant. “Take me home to my waking life! Take me home to my waking life!”
13 And here I am, telling you, my faithful followers, what had happened.
14 These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
- http://www.pentameonus.com/phantasmagorium-the-return-of-the-anti-callipygous-whore/ [↩]
- When one is wearing the Sacred Vestments they should not talk. This is to show respect to Willard and to remember that you must be silent before you go to sleep. [↩]
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