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DREAMS FROM THE MIND OF MATTHEW JAMES

PHANTASMAGORIUM

A DREAM WRITTEN BY HIS OWN HAND UPON WORDPRESS

This is an account of a dream where the prophet was situated at a subway station, met a new acquaintance, and heard the words of the Son of James by way of speaker phone.

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A Station Named Union

1 I had a curious vision of the night.

2 I was downtown at a station unfamiliar to me. It was very crowded. As I walked through the throng I met a nice young lady who presented herself as a documentarian. She was on her way to Georgia to document the working conditions of the Wal-Mart factories.

3 The subway came and received us. We sat next to each other, but we didn’t converse much. I noticed her cell phone was sitting on her lap. It was set on speaker phone and a deep crackle of a voice spoke, and said unto me:

4 “Why hast thou procrastinated in thy bidding? You fool! Hearken unto me, take heed, and be vigilant; your future holds great promise. Thou shalt take thine steps carefully in order to fulfill this path of promise.”

5 I heard this and my face stood curious.

6 It sounded like the voice of the Son of James–but I wasn’t sure. I asked if anyone heard, but no one did.

7 The subway–which now seemed more like a roller coaster–started to speed up. It was hitting huge blue trash receptacles that were on the tracks. Then, out of nowhere, a steep drop tweaked my neck and chumbled my stomach, and we stopped–violently.

8 I felt a sudden urge to pee and I got out to find the nearest restroom.

9 The restroom I found was old and dingy. I walked in, and the Son of James stood before me. He wouldn’t move. So I found a stall for some privacy, but he was insistent on watching me urinate.

10 I didn’t know what to do. I felt the pain build up in my bladder, and then…

11 I woke up.

12 These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!