Brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
I am here now to tell you about last night’s nocturnal dysphasia episode. There was only one moment of somniloquy and I call Willard Will for short and I don’t think he liked it. Here is the audio tablet from last night:
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How did you learn how do a… I think Will knows how to do, Will.
That is what I said and I’m sticking to it. Thank you for your time and consideration. By listening to this recording your life will change in the next 3-4 hours. By change, I’m not sure how or the significance of the change, but I do know that It’ll be a positive change.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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I am still a pathetic loser after listening to this. How shall doth thou explain this dear prophet, seer, and reveler in other people’s sorrows?
For you are not listening correctly! You must have Willard in your heart. And then he will bring you grace. I never want to hear that kind of negativity again, you got that? Thanks, and may Willard be with you on this day.
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