Progress Report #103: Somni-Sync Test W/O CD Day 5
April 29th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew JamesBrothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
I am here now to tell you about last night’s nocturnal dysphasia episode. There was only one moment of somniloquy and I call Willard Will for short and I don’t think he liked it. Here is the audio tablet from last night:
How did you learn how do a… I think Will knows how to do, Will.
That is what I said and I’m sticking to it. Thank you for your time and consideration. By listening to this recording your life will change in the next 3-4 hours. By change, I’m not sure how or the significance of the change, but I do know that It’ll be a positive change.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I am still a pathetic loser after listening to this. How shall doth thou explain this dear prophet, seer, and reveler in other people’s sorrows?
April 29th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
For you are not listening correctly! You must have Willard in your heart. And then he will bring you grace. I never want to hear that kind of negativity again, you got that? Thanks, and may Willard be with you on this day.