Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
Last night was another two part prophecy that I would like to share with you today. Willard taught me in the ways of the Von Dinner.
A Von Dinner is a dinner where you eat breakfast—by yourself—in a place where you’ve never eaten breakfast before (e.g. the bathroom). Then when you’re done with your meal you go on a quest for your inner noctilucence called Claire.
So you have an understanding as to what a Von Dinner really is I have provided an audio sample of my communication with Willard:
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Ah von dinner yeah. Go dit, all body.
There’s Claire. Got tis missing it’s Claire.
Not only will this enhance your life, it will also smooth out your everyday life. A Von Dinner should be taken seriously and should be done at least three times a year. It helps with all the distractions of daily life by taking your mind off the things that aren’t really important.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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