Progress Report #130: No Prophecy Last Night, But…

June 11th, 2008 by Prophet Matthew James

Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,

I want to take the time now to apologize; for I didn’t prophesy last night. My will for Willard was lacking because I only got three hours of sleep last night, and I think it’s because I ate Frosted Flakes for dinner, but I don’t know for sure, I’m not a doctor.

Speaking of doctors, Dr. Zoltan answered my question about non-noise Velcro. If you’re interested CLICK HERE.

I hope this clears things up for you.

These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!

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