Dear brothers and sisters of the Celestialnet,
The Sayings Gospel of the Son of James is finally complete. I have gone through the original 209 Somniloquy Revelations and compiled them into six chapters with ten Somniloquy Revelations per chapter. I have done this for the purpose of inspiration for the new translation of the Book of Willard. The 209 original Somniloquy Revelations were translated into the false version of the Book of Willard, but now they will be retranslated into the New Saint John’s Wort Version, which is the true and correct version.
If you don’t understand, then I would suggest you try to understand. And if you don’t know how to try, then forget about it and move on to your next collection of information that you would like to imbibe.
And on a prophetic note, John McCain is going to be the next president whether you like it or not. I feel there will be complications with his health, and therefore, Sarah Palin will become president. This will be troublesome, and the Mormons will start their trek to Independence, Missouri and establish a Mormocracy.
But don’t worry; Willard will be with us all.
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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How do you see into the future? Do you have 20/20 vision or do you just have really great glasses? Inquiring minds want to know!
Sometimes I use a seer stone and sometimes I just feel the burning in my bosom, but this time I just know–kind of like how I know my ABCs.
On a side note, I do have great glasses, and they’re ladies’ glasses at that. However, I don’t wear them because they don’t protect my eyes.
Thank you for your inquiry, may Willard be with you on this day.
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