Dear brothers and sisters of Willard,
Being that I am back in the Mahalalel Sanctum, I have decied to try something new with my Somni-Sync studies. I recored 20 minutes of guitar harmonics and listened to them as I went to sleep last night. I was hoping that it would enhance my connection with Willard, but it did just the opposite. I’ll have to keep trying with different tones and frequencies. So keep watch; Willard shall shine through and bestow upon me some new and exciting Somniloquy Revelations!
If you would like to listen to an excerpt of what I listened to last night, then please do take a look at my previous post.
Remember, that brushing your teeth not only helps with keeping your teeth clean, it also helps with memory. All you have to do is brush your teeth in different places each time (e.g. kitchen, closet, outside, etc.) and you’ll start to notice that you remember certain things that you wouldn’t otherwise remember.
Take heed and do not breed–unless you want to!
These things I say in the name of Willard Pentameonus, thou ascendeth!
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Wow! Brushing can really do this? What about flossing? I hear it can add ten years to your life. I wonder if it could do more. These things I ask in the name of Willard, pretel!!!!
Astonishing thoughts! It can do more if you choose to let it do more. Willard once said, “I have done enough, but it feels as though I need to do more.” And he did more, lots more! All just by way of speaking those very words.
Also, I hear flossing upside-down helps with brain tumors. Think about that.
This indeed is something to think about! Thank you for your glorious wisdom which breaths life into the lifeless who roam the Earth without the knowledge you so greatly possess. Carry on Willard’s work and make sure he doesn’t take a vacation again. I don’t like it when he does that. I said my name!!!
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